BuzzerBeater Forums

Hey me too! Those Germans really know how to put on a food truck festival.

Introducing the NT #2:

Cameron Brooks (37555545)
Mr. Brooks is one of our next generation stars who should, at age 28, will be with the NT for a good many seasons to come. Drafted, trained, and still with USA manager jv03, Cameron Brooks is proof that hard work and perseverance has it's rewards. And by rewards I mean lots of money and women.

Favorite Friend "Joey"
Favorite state "Utah. Seriously, the chicks there are wicked hot."
Catch phrase "Who brought the pie?!"

Tanner Winn (35115639)Now entering his 6th NT season, Tanner is our most experienced big man with recent NT retirement of Aubrey Bliss. He has been a mainstay of the US leagues, including being a 4 time NBBA all-star. A devout Buddhist, he recently gained enough enlightenment to take his talents to Utopia Heaven. I'm not sure where or what that is, but as long as he shows up for NT games I couldn't give less of a rat's ass.

Favorite Kardashian "Gesundheit?"
Favorite Buddha "Ratnasambhava, obviously"
Catch phrase "Three things cannot be hidden long: the sun, the moon, and my jump hook."


Last edited by Bob at 09/27/2018 22:04:48

Introducing the NT #3:

Peng Hen ((39155777)) Some players aren't a product of the system. You hear about them as playground rumors or a few shaky social media videos of pick up games. They just come outta nowhere. This kid. This kid who can't miss. Shoots the lights out no matter who or how you guard him. This kid who has the first step of all first steps. It's like Iverson and Curry had a love child. Everyone knows he's gonna make it big. Can't miss superstar in the making.

I couldn't find that kid. But I did Find Hen. He's pretty OK.

Favorite Idol judge "Straight Up Paula"
Favorite Cheesecake Factory "Littleton, CO"
Catch phrase "Come here Mother ****er. Call me Henny Penny to my goddamn face you ****"

Jerry Vinson ((35112819)) America needed a big man. A player who could hold his own and then some with World's best post players. And America delivered. Houston's Finest and America's best hope. Vinson. He has a bit of a flatulence issue and most likely he 's forgotten your name. Don't take it personal. Because he's Vinson. And he's God's gift to the National Team.

Favorite butter "Can't Believe It's Not"
Favorite thing to watch on TV "Boobs."
Catch phrase "Ball go in basket."

Last edited by Bob at 09/27/2018 00:50:04

Today I learned about Peng Hen and that he is not a Chinese NT player. Thanks, Bob.

Greetings all!

The USA national team has just finished it's obligatory gold medal America's run. Up this season is the World championships, where we have hopes of making our way back to some trophy action.

By a rigorous scientific process where I pored over stats and advanced metrics for hours, I have come up with the obvious. Thad Childress (35965602) was our MVP for last season with a stat line of 14/13/3 with 2.5 blocks over the season, playing in every game. Next time you see his manager A Warrior (23567) buy that dude some supporter.

I'd like to thank all the folks who have given input and time to the NT this last season, especially Dwight Coward, Isaiah, Zenith, A-Dub, and Jkalltheway. I know it's kinda obligatory to acknowledge folks, but I'm sincere in saying that everyone's involvement has been the overwhelming reason for our success in scouting and tactics this last season. Thank you.

Might not be as active in the game anymore but glad Thad has been able to contribute at this level. Cheers on another gold! 🍻

Thad looks forward to his NT introduction... 😉

Hah, thanks. It’s fun to see what a slightly different prospect can do at the national levels.