Profiles pt II:
Scotty Flanagan, 21, 14.4k SG
See earlier Fod Barolo profile, I kinda did a 2 in 1.
Rumour: Look at that head. It's the shape of a coconut...His jaws that look like they could crack one open, some say they've seen it.
Better if: he had more than allstar potential :(
Darren Irvine, 21, 13.1k PG
Born in Scotland. Eats porridge for breakfast even on the hottest summer day.
Currently transfer listed so hoping for a new team he can flourish in.
Rumour: Obsessed with Katy Perry.
Better if: He stops the above. Look at her, fine. Liking her music and watching documentaries? I hope he grows out of it.
Quillan Danson, 20, 12.6k PF
The only 20 year in the squad at the moment. Mostly here for the experience, but we also need someone to wash the kits after each game. At least we're not a football team, it's a nicer job than cleaning boots...
Rumour: He's tough, growing up with a slightly weird name will do that. Being the youngster here won't scare him...Thinks he'll steal minutes from Hank Easton by the end of the year.
Better if: He gets one more years training :)
Hank Easton, 21, 10.7k C
Has older brothers who made him watch 90s cartoons growing up so sometimes seems older than he is. Has an excellent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles / Thundercats half-sleeve tattoo.
Rumour: Trained in Gully Foyle's school of the dark arts he naturally picked up a flagrant foul in his debut u21 game.
Better if: he does that in a competitive game taking out a key opponent at the same time :D
Alfred Hawthorn, 21, 10.7k PG
Can't grow a beard yet. Until then doesn't deserve a full profile.
Rumour: His favourite player is Ricky Rubio. Playing style, he's getting there, but he'll never be happy until he can match his current facial stylings.
Better if: He had Donovan Mitchell as his backcourt partner!
Ryan Thomas, 21, 9.3k PG
Well this is my guy so he's obviously the best player on the roster.
Rumour: His official BB position will change more than twice again this season (he was a PF last week). Makes decent homemade pasta.
Better if: His manager gives him less than 93 minutes in a week :/ (I had an ingame injury! No controlling that..)
Ahh, well that nonsense got tiring. It was a good idea at the start and hoping semi-amusing for some though?
Last edited by Bergkamp at 04/23/2018 17:06:05