Wow, it stinks in here. That always seems to happen. I send people in before I arrive, they swear it smells great, I show up, it stinks. There's obviously some conspiracy afoot because there's no other logical explanation.
I look forward to many of you tanking so I can stick around here long enough to develop my team well enough to find more new and exciting ways to almost promote and blow it in the playoffs. That is, after all, my II.4 legacy.