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When told they could go anywhere in the world on their bye week the players voted unanimously for Germany. Glad you guys can meet us there for a friendly!

Since we are in a lull already with a bye week, I'm going to take some time to introduce some of our players, for those who are not familiar with America's Team. First up is PG Andy Hernandez and SF Myles Crocker:

Andy Hernandez (35115232)
Andy is currently our most experienced player entering his 6th season with the NT. Known for being a sadistic SOB, he frequently hazes the newbs, trips the opponents, and has been banned from twitter. Many a NT coach has tried to reign him in to no effect. I'm not even going to try. The dude is what he is at this point.

Favorite show "Hannibal"
Favorite food "raw hamburger"
Catch phrase "Up yours, Princess!"

Myles Crocker (33457605)
Myles is a journeyman who's played in only a handful of NT games to this point in his career. However I see something special in this guy. It could be his blue collar work ethic or being the first guy in the gym each day. Definitely not because his uncle is VP of operations.

Favorite milk "almond with a splash of yak"
Favorite Star Trek series "Voyager"
Catch phrase "Wait till my uncle hears about this!"

Very nice....Cant wait to see some more. But how about hometowns. I Dont mean where they play but from which slums and hick towns spawned them.

But base where they are from situated on that teams scouting practices. If the manager does a lot of scouting the player makeup should have a national feel. If like me you do no scouting your team should look more regional in nature.

To wit.

Alfred Webb. 33 Pf/c North Wilkesboro NC
Andy Armstead, 33 Pf/c Tappahannock Va
Karl McClain 30 SF Turlock Ca (picked up at 21)
Billie Skinner 30 PG Muncie Indiana (picked up at 21, and yeah he is utopian but that really merican and that bowl haircut screams hoosier state)
Donald Taylor 24 SG Augusta Ga
John Strong 24 PG Mount Juliet TN
Paul Han 20, Sf/pf Bennettsville SC

Hey me too! Those Germans really know how to put on a food truck festival.

Introducing the NT #2:

Cameron Brooks (37555545)
Mr. Brooks is one of our next generation stars who should, at age 28, will be with the NT for a good many seasons to come. Drafted, trained, and still with USA manager jv03, Cameron Brooks is proof that hard work and perseverance has it's rewards. And by rewards I mean lots of money and women.

Favorite Friend "Joey"
Favorite state "Utah. Seriously, the chicks there are wicked hot."
Catch phrase "Who brought the pie?!"

Tanner Winn (35115639)Now entering his 6th NT season, Tanner is our most experienced big man with recent NT retirement of Aubrey Bliss. He has been a mainstay of the US leagues, including being a 4 time NBBA all-star. A devout Buddhist, he recently gained enough enlightenment to take his talents to Utopia Heaven. I'm not sure where or what that is, but as long as he shows up for NT games I couldn't give less of a rat's ass.

Favorite Kardashian "Gesundheit?"
Favorite Buddha "Ratnasambhava, obviously"
Catch phrase "Three things cannot be hidden long: the sun, the moon, and my jump hook."


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Introducing the NT #3:

Peng Hen ((39155777)) Some players aren't a product of the system. You hear about them as playground rumors or a few shaky social media videos of pick up games. They just come outta nowhere. This kid. This kid who can't miss. Shoots the lights out no matter who or how you guard him. This kid who has the first step of all first steps. It's like Iverson and Curry had a love child. Everyone knows he's gonna make it big. Can't miss superstar in the making.

I couldn't find that kid. But I did Find Hen. He's pretty OK.

Favorite Idol judge "Straight Up Paula"
Favorite Cheesecake Factory "Littleton, CO"
Catch phrase "Come here Mother ****er. Call me Henny Penny to my goddamn face you ****"

Jerry Vinson ((35112819)) America needed a big man. A player who could hold his own and then some with World's best post players. And America delivered. Houston's Finest and America's best hope. Vinson. He has a bit of a flatulence issue and most likely he 's forgotten your name. Don't take it personal. Because he's Vinson. And he's God's gift to the National Team.

Favorite butter "Can't Believe It's Not"
Favorite thing to watch on TV "Boobs."
Catch phrase "Ball go in basket."

Last edited by Bob at 09/27/2018 00:50:04