You heard it here first. The Palm Coasters will rise from the cellar to the penthouse in Season 20. Sun Arena will be the place your team will dread visiting. No easy shots allowed here, drive the lane at your peril. To our hated rivals from Geyserville- bring the Tylenol with you. Better yet, save yourself the embarrassment of a complete but whupp'n and take a forfeit!! By the end of the season there will be an APB out on our team for all the victims left behind. Your fans will be praying for our plane to break down before we land in your city. I would wish you all good luck in the upcoming season, but really why not just make it easier on yourselves and hand over the trophy right now! Signed - your worst nightmare for years to come, The Palm Coasters Basketball Club from the Great State of Florida.