Bonjour my bodacious, big booty, American brothers and sisters! As most of you are aware, the USA U21 National Team has been effectively stomping on, nipple twisting, and smacking the **** out of very opponent in our path this season. Led by our fearless commander, Antwon (who just picked up his 100th U21 victory!), the USA enters the Worlds Final yet again.
While generally France is known for the Eiffel Tower (don't look this up on Urban Dictionary, kiddos), having over 400 french cheese varieties and delicious local baguettes, and the Palace of Versailles (had to google the spelling), their U21 team does have a very impressive group of Wembanyama Wannabies this season.
Now this is a bit unorthodox, but Antwon has decided to let you, the masses, pick the tactic we will use for the game. Vote in the poll and help decide the method in which we will make French managers wish they were wine-drunk on The French Riviera instead of watching basketball. Sure, they could see this post and plan accordingly, but team USA is confident on a victory nonetheless.
Go USA U21! End communication.
Poll:
What tactics should we run to lollygag our way to victory?
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Response
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Votes
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Result
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BO / M2M - #TheIronGiant #Terminator #bots
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2
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8.3%
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LI / M2M - What the hell, worked for 62 seasons...
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1
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4.2%
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II / I Box&1 - I-I feel like I-I-I have a stutter.
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1
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4.2%
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PtB / 3-2 PON - what to run if you want 3rd place.
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1
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4.2%
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Motion / M2M - Alliteration is awesome, alright?
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0
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0.0%
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PtB / FCP - Suicides until someone vomits!
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2
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8.3%
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Princeton / O Box&1 - Tactics of a serial killer
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8
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33.3%
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LP / 2-3 - Lower. Lower... Lower! LOWER!!!
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2
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8.3%
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RnG / 1-3-1 - No one over 6'5" is allowed to play.
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1
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4.2%
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Reverse Patient / M2M - Patient but the French way
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6
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25.0%
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This poll ended on 03/11/2024.
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