it's early preseason 33, so of course it's time to jump to premature conclusions. as such, i've devised a premature power ranking that's sure to be 100% accurate by season's end:
1. Orlando Tragic - team salary - 337 759 - average starters' salary - 49 965 - average backup's (6-10) salary - 14 082 - arena size - 11 210
the tragic look like the real deal this season. they're 7 players deep with no real holes in the lineup. as long as they can maintain their roster make-up and game shape, they have as good of a chance at promotion as anyone. in fact, i'd say they're the slight favorites to take it all this season. if it weren't for a certain demotee, i'd say they'd have a pretty easy time promoting. look for tao rongting to have a breakout season at point guard, as their back court is particularly loaded. the squad has potential to have 5 all-stars. they're that good. the only criticism you can attribute to this team is their small arena, but it hasn't seemed to impact their sales yet, so i'm going to say it's probably a non-issue for them.
2. Rhino's Rage - team salary - 333 966 - average starters' salary - 55 438 - average backup's (6-10) salary - 9 492 - arena size - 18 500
all the makings of a contender. they're another 7 deep team who could actually afford to go cheaper if they so desired. very similar to the tragic. they have by far and away the most expensive starting 5 in the league, and they're coming down from d2, so that tells you they probably know what they're doing. in their 11th season of existence, they've established themselves as a highly competitive squad, and they'll definitely be a tough out. a fairly balanced team, possibly leaning a bit toward interior play, they present the rest of the league with a massive road block in terms of promotion hopes.
3. Baker Street Irregulars - team salary - 285 478 - average starters' salary - 43 721 - average backup's (6-10) salary - 10 691 - arena size - 15 750
the irregulars yet again top the blue side charts, and come into the season the favorites to represent their side in the promotion series. that, however, may change quickly if they sell langa. he's listed at a reasonable price, so there's reason to think this will come to fruition. will we see them make a move to fill the hole left, or are we going to see our resident pessimist stay true to form and essentially throw the season, saving money for an easier season to pick his spot? hard to say which way sherlock is going to go, as we've seen both in the past. either way, cody meredith is poised to make an mvp run this season. the kid is ready. even without langa, the irregulars boast a deep and balanced roster, as always, so while they might not be title contenders for much longer, no doubt they'll be players in the playoff picture regardless, and you'll probably see them go deep into the cup.
4. homeboyz - team salary - 279 824 - average starters' salary - 43 519 - average backup's (6-10) salary - 10 606 - arena size - 15 100
should they be #3 you think? i mean, 2 road wins in the playoffs is one of the more impressive feats we've seen in this league. seriously, props for that one, that's incredible. they're star studded with vahi, they've got 8 players that can all ball, and they're working on 2 more trainees that are close to being viable bench options. what's not to like about the roster? well, 3 of those guys are in their mid 30s. that may come back to bite them by the end of the season. we might see them moved before season's end if things aren't going the way smitti wants them to. who knows? right now though, you'd be foolish to think they're not contenders. the returning blue side champs are ready to take on all challengers, and nobody should peg them for being anything short of a juggernaut on their schedule.