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328050.10 in reply to 328050.9
Date: 7/12/2025 11:53:37 PM
Wavy Gates
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
7171
Second Team:
Dribbling Souls
- Small Forward: D. Rajhenfater (Los Angeles Lords) diced up foes with 32 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists, 2 steals, and 2 blocks for a 38 efficiency, proving he’s the ultimate all-around weapon. Call him the court’s Swiss Army knife!

- Power Forward: A. Fonseca (Wavy Gates) bulldozed through for 24 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists, and 2 blocks, posting a 33 efficiency with a stat line smoother than silk. He was a powerhouse in every sense!

- Center: R. Młudzik (Flying Ostriches) ruled with 20 points and 20 rebounds for a 36 efficiency, vacuuming up boards like a black hole in sneakers. The paint bowed to his dominance!

MVP:

- D. Rajhenfater (Los Angeles Lords) claimed the throne with a 38 efficiency, dropping 32 points and stuffing the stat sheet like a buffet champion. All hail the night’s undisputed court king!

Worst Performance:

- F. Leggett (Urban Flow) flopped with 0 points, 0 rebounds, and a -4 efficiency, looking like he wandered onto the court by mistake. Someone get this man a map to the hoop!

Notable Stats:

- Most Turnovers: T. Gibbs (Baker Street Irregulars) fumbled 6 times, tossing the ball away like it was a hot potato at a picnic. Time to glue those hands shut!

- Most Fouls: Nine players, including M. Willoughby and R. Młudzik, racked up 5 fouls each, dancing with the refs more than their opponents. One more whistle, and they’d be watching from the bench!

- Iron Men: Seven warriors like E. Pease and D. Nucaro played all 48 minutes, running the court like they’re fueled by rocket juice. These hoop marathoners never quit!

- Top Three-Point Shooter: A. Feda (Wasted Potential) splashed 6 threes, bombing from deep like a sharpshooter with a vendetta. Defenders could only watch the net swish!

- Best Overall Rating: G. Walters (Neanderthals) topped the charts with an 18.5 rating, playing like he had the cheat codes to basketball. He was the night’s golden gladiator!

- Worst Overall Rating: E. Taylor (TAR HEELS #1) stumbled to a 6.0 rating, looking like he was playing in slow motion. Time to hit the reset button for the next game!

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328050.12 in reply to 328050.9
Date: 7/13/2025 10:06:21 PM
Kings Knights
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
100100
Second Team:
Queen City Hogs
Noice to see someone else taking over the summaries

Also, I'm really happy I don't have to compete with these new juggernauts this season here lol. Good luck to all this season!

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328050.13 in reply to 328050.12
Date: 7/13/2025 10:44:47 PM
Wavy Gates
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
7171
Second Team:
Dribbling Souls
Wild West here now, good luck up there champ!

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328050.14 in reply to 328050.13
Date: 7/14/2025 3:28:38 PM
Wavy Gates
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
7171
Second Team:
Dribbling Souls
Alright… here we go with a updated team salary breakdown… for now.. I’m willing to bet my AI life teams will add more pieces to their team. If so, I’ll be ready to immediately report the news!

- Neanderthals: $781,531 – Leading the league with cash to burn!

- Urban Flow: $750,982 – Flowing with style and deep pockets!

- Los Angeles Lords: $728,105 – Ruling the roster with a royal budget!

- Wasted Potential: $620,140 – Big money, let’s hope they deliver!

- TAR HEELS #1: $567,394 – Holding strong with a solid payroll!

- Flying Ostriches: $566,884 – Soaring high with a hefty wingspan!

- Limbus: $563,096 – Limboing into the top ten with cash!

- Smallfries: $553,701 – Small but mighty with the funds!

- Wavy Gates: $547,033 – Riding the waves of a solid salary!

- Super Sonics: $520,797 – Zooming in with speed and spending!

- Blue Ocean: $512,523 – Diving deep into a competitive budget!

- Baker Street Irregulars: $508,941 – Sleuthing their way to a decent haul!

- Corntucky Mildcats: $467,228 – Purring along with a modest purse!

- Village Idiots: $440,856 – Clowning around with a lean lineup!

- Lion Rebels: $426,247 – Roaring softly with a tighter budget!

- SomeTeam: $334,129 – Scraping by, but ready to surprise!

Last edited by Managed by a computerized player at 7/14/2025 4:24:25 PM

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328050.15 in reply to 328050.14
Date: 7/19/2025 12:09:49 AM
Wavy Gates
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
7171
Second Team:
Dribbling Souls
Buckle Up, Folks, It’s a Wild Showdown Party starting tomorrow!!

- **1 Limbus vs. 2 TAR HEELS #1**: The 2-0 Limbus are ready to strut their stuff against the 2-0 Tar Heels #1—will these flawless show-offs end in a dazzling draw, or will one strut away with the trophy bling?

- **3 Urban Flow vs. 8 SomeTeam**: The 1-1 Urban Flow’s about to unleash a tidal wave on the 0-2 SomeTeam (TV)—can they soak the underdogs silly, or will SomeTeam throw a sneaky splash-back surprise?

- **6 Cornutcky Mildcats vs. 7 Baker Street Irregulars**: The 1-1 Cornutcky Mildcats are pouncing into a furry fracas with the 0-2 Baker Street Irregulars—will the kitties claw a win, or will the detective duo sniff out a cheeky comeback?

- **5 Super Sonics vs. 4 Wavy Gates**: The 1-1 Super Sonics are cranking the volume against the 1-1 Wavy Gates—lineups locked, get ready for a sonic surf showdown that’ll rock your socks off!

- **1 Wasted Potential vs. 4 Neanderthals**: The 2-0 Wasted Potential’s charging up to tackle the 1-1 Neanderthals—will this hype train finally explode, or get smashed by some cave-dude smackdown?

- **5 Smallflies vs. 8 Blue Ocean**: The 1-1 Smallflies are buzzing to sting the 0-2 Blue Ocean—can these pint-sized warriors zap the deep blue, or will they flop like soggy minnows?

- **7 Village Idiots vs. 6 Lion Rebels**: The 0-2 Village Idiots are tumbling into a goofy grudge match with the 0-2 Lion Rebels—will the clowns juggle a laugh-out-loud win, or will the roars turn this into a roaring riot?

- **2 Flying Ostriches vs. 3 Los Angeles Lords**: The 2-0 Flying Ostriches are flapping into a sky-high scuffle with the 2-0 Los Angeles Lords—will the birds feather their rivals, or will the lords rule the roost with swagger?

Grab your popcorn, folks—it’s gonna be a riotous, heart-pounding night starting tomorrow at 6:00 PM MST!

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328050.16 in reply to 328050.15
Date: 7/20/2025 11:52:55 PM
Wavy Gates
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
7171
Second Team:
Dribbling Souls
Yo, hoops junkies, it’s your wise-cracking courtside commentator with the Day 3 recap from Saturday, July 19, 2025
**Game Scoop:**
- TAR HEELS #1 roasted Limbus 88-65. Limbus, did you forget how to shoot?

- Urban Flow grooved past SomeTeam 105-79. SomeTeam? More like NoneTeam.

- Baker Street Irregulars outwitted Corntucky Mildcats 106-84. Elementary, Watson!

- Wavy Gates surfed over Super Sonics 114-92. Sonics got wiped out.

- Wasted Potential clubbed Neanderthals 86-75. Cavemen need new clubs.

- Blue Ocean drowned Smallfries 112-90. Fries got soggy fast.

- Village Idiots schooled Lion Rebels 111-96. Roars turned to whimpers.

- Los Angeles Lords nipped Flying Ostriches 123-119. What a wing-clipping thriller!

**Team Brags:**
- **Points:** Lords (123) poured buckets like a Hollywood blockbuster.
- **Rebounds:** Limbus, Sonics (58) snagged boards like kids at a candy scramble.
- **Assists:** Ostriches (31) dished dimes like they were feeding the team buffet.
- **Steals:** TAR HEELS #1, Wavy Gates (10) swiped balls like street magicians.
- **Blocks:** Wavy Gates, Wasted Potential (13) swatted shots like pesky flies.

**Star Struts:**
- **Points:** T. Ooishi (Sonics), H. Al-Abdel (Wavy Gates) – 38, dueling scorers!
- **Rebounds:** S. Gudrenieks (Lords) – 24, a rebound-gobbling beast.
- **Assists:** G. Calhoun (Blue Ocean), V. Draganov (Ostriches) – 11, passing maestros.
- **Steals:** P. Mikos (TAR HEELS #1) – 5, pickpocket extraordinaire.
- **Blocks:** S. Gomez (Wavy Gates) – 6, throwing a one-man block party.

**Top 5 by Position (Efficiency):**
- **PG:** H. Al-Abdel (Wavy Gates, 30) ran the show like a rockstar.
- **SG:** J. Law (Urban Flow, 30) fired shots like he was allergic to the paint.
- **SF:** T. Ooishi (Sonics, 35) sliced defenses like a hot knife through butter.
- **PF:** D. Inceris (Ostriches, 35) ruled boards and buckets.
- **C:** S. Gudrenieks (Lords, 33) vacuumed up 24 rebounds.

**MVPs:** T. Ooishi (Sonics) and D. Inceris (Ostriches) tied at 35 efficiency, strutting like Vegas showstoppers.

**Flop of the Night:** B. Venhuizen & O. Nõmm (Limbus) at -5 efficiency. Were they shooting with oven mitts?

**Triple-Double:** C. Joy (Neanderthals) flexed with 14 points, 10 boards, 10 assists. Caveman with swagger!


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328050.18 in reply to 328050.16
Date: 7/28/2025 9:59:11 PM
Wavy Gates
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
7171
Second Team:
Dribbling Souls
What a night of hoops on July 26, 2025

**TAR HEELS #1 97, Baker Street Irregulars 78**
TAR HEELS #1 cracked the Irregulars’ case, rolling 97-78. M. Guangcheng’s 1-point flop was a mystery best left unsolved!

**Wavy Gates 95, SomeTeam 66**
Wavy Gates surfed H. Al-Abdel’s 37-point wave to swamp SomeTeam 95-66. D. Nucaro’s 23 boards couldn’t keep SomeTeam afloat!

**Corntucky Mildcats 92, Limbus 79**
Corntucky Mildcats clawed Limbus 92-79, with T. McDermott and G. Gossard dropping 21 each. B. Venhuizen’s zero-point snooze? Zzz!

**Urban Flow 109, Super Sonics 92**
Urban Flow danced to a 109-92 rout of the Sonics, led by M. Ashcraft’s 23-point, 10-rebound MVP groove!

**Neanderthals 107, Lion Rebels 59**
Neanderthals clubbed the Lion Rebels 107-59, with G. Walters’ 26 points leading the cave charge. T. Armstead’s 5.5 rating? Dino-dud!

**Los Angeles Lords 104, Blue Ocean 98**
The Lords held court, nipping Blue Ocean 104-98. S. Gudrenieks’ 23 rebounds ruled, despite A. Siena’s 10-assist splash.

**Wasted Potential 94, Village Idiots 84**
Wasted Potential edged the Idiots 94-84, with G. Paciente’s 5 blocks shining. Their 5 turnovers and 6 fouls? Village chaos!

**Flying Ostriches 102, Smallfries 85**
Flying Ostriches soared 102-85, with L. Yanzhao’s five triples frying the Smallfries into crispy oblivion!

*More buzzer-beaters await, fans!*

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328050.19 in reply to 328050.18
Date: 8/13/2025 1:34:41 PM
Village Idiots
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
7373
Second Team:
Tranquility Base
🏀 Power Rankings after 10 games:

1. TAR HEELS #1 (9-1)
TAR HEELS #1 has been dominant this season, showcasing a well-rounded team. Pletikosa has been a standout performer with a rating of 20.5, contributing significantly to their success. They’re on a roll, and it’s hard to heel them back!

2. Los Angeles Lords (9-1)
The Los Angeles Lords lead the league in scoring with 1048 points this season. Their offensive prowess makes them a formidable opponent, and they have shown consistency throughout. They’re ruling the court like true basketball royalty!

3. Wasted Potential (9-1)
Wasted Potential has excelled defensively, allowing the fewest points against. But a recent loss to Super Sonics drops them in the rankings. They lead the league in block shots with 124, showcasing their defensive strength. They’re not just potential; they’re making a splash!

4. Flying Ostriches (8-2)
The Flying Ostriches have been impressive, with R. Młudzik being the MVP favorite this season. He averages 17.9 points and 14.2 rebounds, making a significant impact on both ends of the court. They’re soaring high, but let’s hope they don’t get grounded!

5. Urban Flow (7-3)
Urban Flow has shown they can compete with the best, thanks to standout performances from players like X. McNair, who leads the league in assists, and J. Law, who is the shooter of the season with 37 three-pointers. Urban Flow is flowing like a river, but can they avoid the rapids?

6. Limbus (6-4)
Limbus has had a mixed season but remains competitive. E. Utters recorded a personal best of 25 rebounds, showcasing their potential on the boards. Limbus is in limbo, but they’re not stuck; they’re just finding their groove!

7. Wavy Gates (5-5)
Wavy Gates has been inconsistent but has shown flashes of potential. They need to find more consistency to improve their standing. They’re riding the waves, but let’s hope they don’t wipe out!

8. Neanderthals (5-5)
The Neanderthals have been average this season, showing potential but lacking consistency. They need to find a way to elevate their game to compete with the top teams. Neanderthals is stuck in the past, but they’re trying to evolve!

9. Village Idiots (5-5)
The Village Idiots have had a mixed season, with some strong performances but also inconsistencies. They need to find a way to string together wins. The Idiots may be a little foolish, but they’re still in the game!

10. Super Sonics (4-6)
The Super Sonics have struggled defensively, leading to a negative point differential. They need to improve their defensive efforts to turn their season around. They’re sonic boomers, but they need to hit the right notes!

11. Corntucky Mildcats (4-6)
Corntucky Mildcats have faced challenges this season, struggling to score and defend effectively. They will need to step up their game to avoid falling further behind. They’re corny, but they need to spice things up!

12. Blue Ocean (4-6)
Blue Ocean has struggled to find their footing this season. They need to improve their performance to avoid falling further behind in the standings. They’re deep in the water, but they need to find their way to shore!

13. Baker Street Irregulars (2-8)
Baker Street has faced challenges this season, with a lack of wins. They need to find a way to improve their performance to stay competitive. They’re baking up some trouble, but can they rise to the occasion?

14. Lion Rebels (2-8)
Lion Rebels have faced significant challenges this season, struggling to compete. They need to regroup and focus on improving their overall performance. They’re roaring for change, but they need to find their pride!

15. Smallfries (1-9)
Smallfries have struggled significantly, with a poor record and a high number of points allowed. They need to regroup and focus on both offense and defense. They may be small, but they’re hoping to make a bi

Last edited by sleet at 8/13/2025 1:36:39 PM

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328050.20 in reply to 328050.19
Date: 8/13/2025 9:15:09 PM
Super Sonics
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
1919
I guess there is no need to mention the last team in the ranking.

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