You call that a power ranking? Let me fix it for you chubs. I'll give you my top five.
1. DC Wizards
2. DC Wizards
3. DC Wizards
4. DC Wizards
5. DC Wizards
Let me tell you scrubs something. I look around and see fresh meat. Nothing but sneaker geekers trying to play with the pros. I'm going to own you all. This is my league now and none of you are leaving unless I say so. Prepare to get whooped so hard the players in your hall of fame ask to no longer be associated with the team. If this were the chump championships you all might have a chance, but this is the real deal. Managers get ready to peel your puny players off the court, and make sure to clean up any leftovers when we're done with you at the Verizon center.
Scrubs.