I am very happy to announce that I have won my first game of the season. Take that fan boycott! Y'all fake fans be costing me money... you ungrateful SOBs.
Now, if you will please excuse me . . . I have to attend to more pressing matters. I can't give any details just yet, because Chek warned me that he'd break both my knee-caps if I leaked any information.
"You will lose." -Ivan Drago