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306219.19 in reply to 306219.11
Date: 09/22/2020 15:07:06
New York Chunks
II.2
Overall Posts Rated:
939939
As I was doing the usual prep before tonight's match with the Generals, it dawned on me that in all the years I've been managing here, I don't think I've ever scouted a team with 8 of the 9 highest salaries going to players aged 33 or over, and before today's acquisition of Yarar Şahbazov it was 7 of the 8 highest salaries aged 36 or over. There's even a guy on the bench who's 50 years old!

I think the team's name needs to change to the Greensboro Geriatrics.


Because the author had many typos...

Last edited by chihorn at 09/22/2020 15:08:20

Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!
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306219.20 in reply to 306219.19
Date: 09/22/2020 19:19:30
Greensboro Generals
IV.2
Overall Posts Rated:
746746
https://youtu.be/ENMnMc_7gDU

The blueprint..... Or at least inspiration. The generals have always, or at least most of the time, have been about reclamation projects. They say your too old? Lost a step? No longer able to produce? Well there is a place for you in the 'boro.

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306219.21 in reply to 306219.20
Date: 09/22/2020 23:29:33
Arizona Desert Storm
IV.2
Overall Posts Rated:
11181118
Well there is a place for you in the 'boro.


Usually, that place is sun City Arizona, or anywhere in Florida :-)

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306219.22 in reply to 306219.20
Date: 09/26/2020 20:50:08
Arizona Desert Storm
IV.2
Overall Posts Rated:
11181118
The Greensboro Generals are bunch of thuggy violent assassins....They end up knocking both of my centers out of this game...one for beyond this game. Look forward to welcoming you guys to Arizona later in the season!!

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306219.23 in reply to 306219.22
Date: 09/26/2020 20:58:45
Greensboro Generals
IV.2
Overall Posts Rated:
746746
Oh what are you worried about, your still gonna win. But what did you expect on Tonya Harding approximation night Nancy.... I mean Jason. https://youtu.be/voUMQrLy_uY

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306219.24 in reply to 306219.23
Date: 10/02/2020 19:34:23
Greensboro Generals
IV.2
Overall Posts Rated:
746746
Wtf! Five game roadie?!? The schedule maker must hate me, so what did we do to piss off the powers that be?

But our hearty band of miscreants are following in tow and heading out on the trail to follow the team. https://youtu.be/87r0CPQbFds

As for the players they are collectively getting tired of the complementary hotel continental breakfast and the shoddy roadside dives. Not to mention the living arrangements are causing a lot of friction.

From: Jason
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306219.25 in reply to 306219.24
Date: 10/03/2020 23:12:37
Arizona Desert Storm
IV.2
Overall Posts Rated:
11181118
I just noticed (13184560) injury...I guess this is why 57 year old's don't usually play in league games...Their Groin's just can't hold up anymore ;) haha

From: chihorn
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306219.26 in reply to 306219.25
Date: 10/04/2020 21:36:37
New York Chunks
II.2
Overall Posts Rated:
939939
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So I'm watching the game replay, and at first I'm excited to see that my guys injure two of Delta's starters, one in each of the two first quarters. But then I realize that Delta was starting bench players at those positions and the injuries put the better players into the game... So basically, my thugs tried to help Delta win the game by accident.

But the Chunks got the win anyway, in spite of those poorly thought out injuries. Whoohoo!!!

edited for typos

Last edited by chihorn at 10/06/2020 11:43:15

Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!
From: Antwon

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306219.27 in reply to 306219.25
Date: 10/06/2020 21:52:42
Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
333333
Second Team:
Jim Almeidas Backups
Looking like a battle between the top seeds in the league this coming Saturday, thinking I am a decent underdog but we will see what happens. Good luck my man!!

From: Jason

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306219.28 in reply to 306219.27
Date: 10/06/2020 21:58:30
Arizona Desert Storm
IV.2
Overall Posts Rated:
11181118
Looking like a battle between the top seeds in the league this coming Saturday, thinking I am a decent underdog but we will see what happens. Good luck my man!!


You too Glad I have this one at home...I wouldn't be feeling very confident on the road!

From: Antwon

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306219.29 in reply to 306219.28
Date: 10/11/2020 11:43:56
Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
333333
Second Team:
Jim Almeidas Backups
Wow, what a battle. GE decided to make it a game of quarters giving you 1 and 3 decisively and me 2 and 4. Great game and hopefully we get to see each other again!!

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