Brilliant. Let me take a stab at this:
Canada walked into the arena in beautiful Argentina to take on the home squad in a heated affair. Argentinas fans were loud and vocal and were a probable cause for Herman Kearns missing more 3-balls than Argentina did as a whole. Lets not mention Williams going 3-17 from the field. One positive for Williams was that he was one of 2 players not to receive a foul. The other? Diant Stronks. Unfortunately Stronks only played 10 minutes and only got 5 points, but he did not foul anyone! The rest of the Canadian squad on the other hand were fouling as if they did not know how to play defense. Kearns even fouled out. The result was Argentina attempting 38 FT. Herman Kearns mathup took 15 on his own and made 14 of them!
Anyways the story of this game had nothing to do with Kearns and Williams abismal shooting, or all of Canadas compulsive fouling. In fact the story of this game had nothing to do with anything on-court. The story of this game happend off the court. In the stands. Now there are many renditions of this story, but I thought I would give you my story:
It was in the 2nd quarter. Canada was doing well, leading Argentina by a point or two. I grabbed my tissue to wipe my blood from my nose as Greerzilla did not want me anywhere near the team. I looked over at him to give him another dirty glance when the weirdest thing happend. A blinding light was spotted on the ceiling of the arena over top of him. It was like a portal to the heavens. All of a sudden the BB Gods were spotted floating down from above. They floated all the way down and landed beside Greerzilla. It was quite a spectacle. No one had seen the BB Gods before, but here they were standing beside Greerzilla. "What a lucky man!" I said to myself, how wrong could I have been? They grabbed him forcifully and shot back upwards throught the bright portal and were gone. Poof! Nothing. No portal, no BB Gods, no Greerzilla. Then a portal opened just for a split second at the same spot and spit out zmtomako. in his night time jammies and sleeping cap he landed perfectly in Greerzillas with a puzzled look upon his face. Greerzilla had been replaced.
Oh yeah, Canada lost 110-99. Sucks to be us.