Hey Pardner O,
We are a-coming to your corral and will be branding your asses expressly with our shark teeth.
Gonna be a-pounding on the inside, with your bigs in less-than-ideal shape.
The paint will be our new home on the range.
I may suck at the Western talk, but here's the gist of it -- I wouldn't waste a perfectly good normal or crunch-time effort against these here Sharks, hear? Just trying to help.
Git along, little dogies. Git along.