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"You pays your money and you takes your chances..."

"You pays your money and you takes your chances..."

Says the man who cashed out his HOF draftee for $1.8M, the generals poor asses have never even seen that kind of money.

I'm just trying to improve my economy a bit. Sadly, I can already feel that money burning a hole in my proverbial pocket.

Just wanted to say hi and introduce myself. I'm back in BB after about an 8 year hiatus. This is my first time in Division III so I'm thinking 4-5 wins might be a reasonable goal. Good luck to everyone this season.

By the way my boss just told me my accounting skills popped this week. I'm now inept. (My favorite joke from my previous stint in BB.)

Last edited by Opie at 11/22/2019 10:24:38

Cue: https://youtu.be/56Hvoqgdlfk

A slot motion overhead shot of the jump ball going up cascading into clips of the returning and new teams in action from the previous season.

Announcer: and so it begins again. Some come into the season looking to stay near the top of the table, others look to climb up the ladder and for a new group of competitors they are eager to see just what they can do!


In club red

It's a rematch right off the bat of the conference finals as the lumberjacks head off to the always tough to play in litter box to face the always tough kitties

The phantom thieves square off vs sofuegg

Bacon and Inc renew hostilities

And the tornadoes take on masters

Srar starts off with the breathers

The bunnies and brewskies battle


Deronimo puts out the welcome wagon for pride

And the generals go to Louisville to work against the waffles.

Sybil the soothsayer will glare into her crystal ball. Alfred's angle and Lee's way give their viewpoints on opening day and box populi will see what the fans have to say. So settle on in for another season of play as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!!!

https://youtu.be/tkE-MIZ5uYA

Your montage is of fans from various areas bundled against the cold coming into the arenas all over the league which are festooned out in holiday splendor. Transitioning into a collection of highlights from opening night.

Announcer: as we head into the holidays the fans await their hoops feast. Some teams are already looking to get fat and happy, others are looking for morsels to scrounge and a couple even look to be prepping in the kitchen for future endeavors.

In big blue....

The Generals and bunnies look to bounce back after disappointing debuts.

The brewskies look to capitalize on their dramatic win over the bunnies against the noobie srar.

The breathers look to deal with a deronimo club that cruised on opening night

And the waffles look to work over a pride club that by current appearances is using this as a training season for the future

In club red

The kitties look to claim a road win against egg



Baconators look to take down the tornadoes

The Jack's and Inc square off to avoid the cellar

And the thieves seek to steal one at masters.

Sybil will have her say. Alfred and Lee get us ready for the holidays and our intrepid crew will tell us what they are giving thanks for this year. So put another log on the fire, it's all about to transpire as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 11/26/2019 13:28:44

Cue: https://youtu.be/TZCfydWF48c

Perfunctory montage recapping the first week


Announcer: as the weather cools the action heats up!

In big blue

The brewskies have shown a flair for the dramatic. Now they take the show to the valley to face always tough deronimo

Srar has spent a lot of emotion in the first week alone. Tonight they tip off against a generals club still searching to establish themselves.

After dropping their first two the bunnies look to pull it together against tanking pride

And the surprising waffles look to stretch their streak to three against the breathers

Over in club red

Masters visit kitties in a clash of unbeatens

Bacon looks to keep pace at the top though they have a tricky assignment on the road at thieves

Sofu and Inc will tangle to stay out of the cellar

And the lumberjacks and tornadoes tussle to try and draw closer to the top end of the standings

Sybil will have her say. Of course Alfred and Lee are on the way. And we will take a look at the latest trinkets on display at league merchandise stands which would make great stocking stuffers for Christmas day! All of that and more is coming for you today as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!

lmao at srar crunch timing every game. Guess we can't all be good at everything, including Buzzerbeater.

Last edited by Uncle Dennis at 11/30/2019 22:31:46

Dramatic wins for egg and deronimo! Kitties the last unbeaten . Big blue has a five way log jam at 2-1. It's going to be a interesting season folks .


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 11/30/2019 23:26:44

https://youtu.be/dxGR3Z1Klrw

Tonight's montage is high energy offensive to the hoop action juxtaposed with outburst of emotion from players, fans and coaches alike.


Announcer: in what is shaping up to be the most competitive season in the slaughterhouse in ages nine teams currently sit at 2-1 with several others more than capable of playing their way back into contention. Tonight we take another step along the long road.


In club red

Inc visits masters looking to get off the schnide while masters looks to stay in touch with the top end


The thieves and jacks both look to solidify their standing

Baconators seek to take the kitties out of the ranks of the unbeaten.

While egg tries to keep pace in the win column against a tornadoes team needing to get their maiden victory of the campaign.


Off in crystal blue persuasion

The bunnies visit the breathers looking to recover from their slow start

Srar gets the free lap against pride

The waffles visit the Brew kettle to take on the brewskies in a battle already key to potential positioning

While down the road it's the 47th renewal of one of buzzerbeaters great fixtures as deronimo comes calling at the coliseum to face the generals.

Sybil seers into her crystal ball! Alfred and Lee are ready to give it their all. And vox pouli asks you the fan , who is ready to stand tall and who is destined to fall? So get ready to ball as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!

Brewskies impressively thump the waffles
Generals make it 10 in a row on their home court over Deronimo
Srar gets back to .500

But without doubt the story coming out of the night in big blue is the breathers putting the brakes on the bunnies. I don't think I've ever seen a team that actually was trying held to 32 points! The bunnies went just a unfathomable 10-81 from the field, that's 12.3% !!!!! Just when you think you've seen it all!