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From: Peluin

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Date: 03/04/2013 18:16:08
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This one time the Lakers were starting Chris Duhon (bottom 5 in NBA PER for seasons running) backed up by Darius Morris (D-League quality talent). Or sometimes the other way around, not that it mattered. And by "this one time" I mean like, for 20 games.

Because every white guy named Steve was injured. I think one tripped over his own feet and the other ate some bad sushi or something.

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Date: 03/04/2013 18:45:05
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When did the "eff you all" thing start? That was Juice, I think. I'm pretty sure I originated the smack threads being titled as such, but I'm pretty sure I would've opened with actual smack.

From: Calum

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Date: 03/04/2013 20:33:07
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Dude, i just drafted Alas Number 2 overall in the NBBA fantasy draft so you better not quit! :)

From: wozzvt

To: Coco
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Date: 03/04/2013 20:35:13
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I can beat that.


Age: 18 Salary: $827
Potential: bench warmer Game Shape: respectable
Height: 6'10"

Jump_Shot: inept Jump_Range: pitiful
Outside_Defense: atrocious Handling: atrocious
Driving: inept Passing: mediocre
Inside_Shot: atrocious Inside_Defense: pitiful
Rebounding: pitiful Shot_Blocking: average
Stamina: mediocre Free Throw: mediocre
Experience: atrocious


Yes, that's a salary of $827.

From: Calum

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Date: 03/04/2013 20:36:31
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those guys are actually worth more than the $2.5k turds I keep drafting. you can sell your for scrimmage fodder.

From: AZ
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Date: 03/04/2013 20:53:44
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Damnit, looks like I lost the "who drafted the crappiest player" competition.

Honestly, why do Announcer and Bench Warmer potentials exist? There is not one division, even D5, that can use those. We could keep them around for old times sake in the draft, and have 1 player be our token Mr. Irrelevant with those potentials.

From: Jason
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Date: 03/04/2013 22:04:57
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On behalf of the D2 promoters I would like to thank you NBBA incumbents for the very welcome welcome!!


From: brian
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Date: 03/04/2013 22:41:50
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We're going to need any of the bolded/italicized/underlined (bolded wasnt enough) teams below to go ahead and add some salary stat. Or is it too late for the TV contract?

Thanks for the 40k bump in salary goddard, you greedy bastard.

King Drive Ballers $ 1 063 862
Ambitious and Misunderstood. $ 1 048 878
Lake Merritt Arrows $ 910 424
Rocket Science $ 883 289
AirBallers $ 806 387
New York Jests $ 800 587
Silverbacks $ 800 449
Arizona Desert Storm $ 795 533
Burlington Mountain Goats $ 771 608
Myopic Marauders $ 767 804
Bullish Mentality $ 729 482
Funky Town Fire $ 695 567
Bruins $ 680 725
Milwaukee Lethargy $ 644 307
Liberty and Power $ 549 496
Star Fliers $ 496 582



Last edited by brian at 03/04/2013 22:43:07

"Well, no ones gonna top that." - http://tinyurl.com/noigttt
From: Jason

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237104.18 in reply to 237104.17
Date: 03/04/2013 22:48:00
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We're going to need any of the bolded/italicized/underlined (bolded wasnt enough) teams below to go ahead and add some salary stat. Or is it too late for the TV contract?

Thanks for the 40k bump in salary goddard, you greedy bastard.


Is the PSF twice the TV Contract for D1? I sure hope not, because if so, we are looking at a 218K TV Contract :-(

From: AZ

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Date: 03/04/2013 23:18:55
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I think the TV contract is already set. And it's 1.8 times, not 2 times. Looks like the TV Contract is going way up from last season, up to almost 243k.

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