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First Season in Division Three Spectacularly Adequate

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Enough is Enough

07/20/2012  5 replies    

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Enough is Enough

At this writing, the New York Dragons regular season record in Division 4 is 140-25...and they're STILL HERE. There are fears that the team owner, Swift Chase, will froth at the mouth if the team once again fails to promote to division three. Mr. Chase has brought in motivational speakers, sports psychologists, primo dope dealers, practitioners of voudhon, witch doctors, a paid assassin, and a suspected cannibal, all in an effort to make the players and staffers feel properly motivated.

Team lawyers are exploring the legality of installing explosive devices in the brains of his players if the Dragons don't win a championship. So far the results of their legal research are hopeful.

Last edited by Swift Chase at 7/20/2012 1:53:04 PM

Last edited by Swift Chase at 7/21/2012 12:52:30 AM
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By: INA-Wigas_133
To: Swift Chase 		268002.2 as reply to 268002.1
07/20/2012 22:49:59
Hilarious!!!
140 wins .....holy shit....that is impressive and SAD...haha

Well in truth i believe this is your season so hopefully there will be no reason to explode player heads.

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By: Swift Chase
To: INA-Wigas_133 		268002.3 as reply to 268002.2
07/21/2012 01:56:16
Yes, well, if the players don't come through...THEY'VE BEEN WARNED!

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By: INA-Eagle_899
To: Swift Chase 		268002.4 as reply to 268002.1
07/24/2012 14:28:05

Sorry bro, I made you waited one year.
I am not sad at all about that, LOL.

BTW, just dont trouble Mr.Assassin, alright?

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By: INA-Sleet_433
To: Swift Chase 		268002.5 as reply to 268002.3
07/24/2012 18:26:17
Hey! It's Sleet, your Season 13 champ (with a diff. team name). I've been in the same d3 league since winning here. I'm at the point where "I can't believe I'm still stuck here!" after being a perennial playoff team but never winning it - so I can't imagine how you feel! I think you were around for a season or two while I was in IV.29. Ironically Brigham had a stint in my d3 league and now he's down here. Good luck this season and I hope to see you in d3!

Last edited by Sleet at 7/24/2012 6:33:19 PM

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By: Swift Chase
To: INA-Sleet_433 		268002.6 as reply to 268002.5
08/28/2012 09:37:12
Thanks, Sleet, for your good wishes. I'm still a little frustrated, as I blew the championship...but my regular season record got me promoted anyway. Free at last, free at last, praise the Lord, I'm...

Well, you get the idea.

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