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New Ownership?

They may still be cleaning up the confetti and champaign in 'The Dance Floor' locker room but rumors of a change in ownership have already begun to swirl around the Dancers just one day after celebrating their Division V championship.

Sources close to the team suggest that municipal government magnate Ron Swanson has made a serious bid to acquire this proud young franchise. Ownership is said to be considering the offer and is expected to make a decision by the end of the week.
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