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Southport Crackheads Franchise Created!
Posted on 6/6/2026
It's a proud day for BuzzerBeater as the commissioner has announced the induction of a new expansion team - Southport Crackheads. The team has yet to play a single game and already there is much hype surrounding this new and exciting franchise. Fans are lining up at the box office in order to obtain season tickets, media outlets are scrambling for interesting stories on the squad, and TV stations are fighting for broadcasting rights.
With general manager Cephalexin Greenmoundgentitis at the helm the future looks bright for Southport Crackheads. Their journey to become the best team in BuzzerBeater starts now!