Instead of all four talking at once, I'm gonna do an interview for each one.
SpF: "Hello Ricardo! How are you doing today?"
Madrid: "Pretty good." (Swallows three tacos whole at the same time)
SpF: "Um, where did those come from?"
Madrid: "Oh, I keep them under my jersey. Do you want some?"
SpF: "No thanks.... Anyways, how do you feel about your new national team manager GM-Jason?"
Madrid: He doesn't seem to like me very much. Yesterday he told me that I needed to shower more than once a week, put on deodorant, and eat less tacos per day, or else he would leave me alone in an Arizona desert storm!"
SpF: "Oh that sounds horrible."
Madrid: "Yeah I know! I even offered him free tacos!"
SpF: "I see that.... Well good luck with that!"
Madrid: "Thanks bro!"
SpF: "Hi Martin. Nice to see you today. How have you been lately?"
Medrano: "I've been doing great. How 'bout you?"
SpF: "I've been fine. So recently you won a championship. How does it feel to be a champion?"
Medrano: "It feels amazing! I've been working so hard on improving my skills, and it finally paid off. Of course I have to credit my teammates Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook for their help getting me the ball, as I averaged 62 points, 14 rebounds, and 1 assist per game during the playoffs. Now I have one more championship than Lebron. NBA 2K11 is a great game man! You should get it some time!"
SpF: "Um... I meant B3."
Medrano: "Oh yeah that was pretty cool too."
SpF: Now you are 29 years old, and pretty soon, your skills will start diminishing. How will you avoid this and stay in tip top shape?"
Medrano: "I'm not sure what you mean from that question. My COD and Madden skills are the same at any age."
SpF: Okay then.... Have a good day!
Medrano: "Same to you! Remember to add me on xbox! My gamer tag is XXXMoneyMedrano4738XXX."
SpF: Hey there Ricky! How are you doing?"
Logsdon: "I'm dooing greaaat mannnnn." (Speaking slowly and slurring words)
SpF: "You seem a little out of it. Were you drinking before this interview?"
Logsdon: "Whaaaat? Noooo waaaaay duuuuude." (Collapses on to the ground)
SpF: "Well.... um......" (Pushes Ricky out of the gym with a shovel)
SpF: "Hi there Paul! How have you been doing today?"
Owens: "I've been alright."
SpF: "That's nice. So you are one of the youngest players on the national team. What have you learned from the more experienced guys on the team since you joined?"
Owens: "Well, Joe treats me like a 4 year old, Martin keeps spamming me with game invites on xbox, Ricardo smells like ****, Jairo wants me to go to Justin Bieber concerts with him, Velasco..... ugh......, Bland has no personality, I have no idea what the **** Lundy is saying, Dennison is kind of cool, Grubbs is white trash, Wang........ hahahaha good times......, and Ricky won't stay sober for 10 minutes."
SpF: "Ouch! That's a lot of criticism. Since when did you hate these guys so much?"
Owens: "My brother Terrell met these guys a few months ago, and he told me how much he hated them, and that made me realize it, I'm playing with a bunch of idiots."
(Both SpF and Owens are stopped by a loud bang)
SpF: "What was that?"
Owens: "That sounded like a car crash. Let's go outside and see."
(They go outside to see what happened)
SpF: "Ricky!!!! Why would you drive drunk? You can get suspended for that!"
Logsdon: "Whaaaat theeeeee" (Collapses as he gets out of his car)