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266312.1
Date: 01/20/2015 13:31:09
Arizona Cacti
II.3
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271271
I'd like to formally welcome myself and the other newbies and also request that the rest of you respect the complicated algorithm that was used to list me as the current #1 seed in the Great 8 by punting all of your games against me.

Good luck this season!

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266312.2 in reply to 266312.1
Date: 01/20/2015 13:58:54
Overall Posts Rated:
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It's nice to know the Buzzerbeater is looking out for me in welcoming me into the NBBA having put me up against an old division rival and current title holder Tucumcari Whalers...Thanks Buzzerbeater I knew you wouldn't let me down.

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266312.3 in reply to 266312.2
Date: 01/20/2015 14:15:40
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I don't even have a rival! Take it easy on me guys!

From: RamQ

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266312.4 in reply to 266312.3
Date: 01/20/2015 14:49:37
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Don't worry they will be giving you one. Sometimes it takes a while for some teams to get one. I'm not sure how that works, but that's the way it is.

Congratulation to the 4 promotees, who all are reaching the NBBA for the first time. Unfotunately for Dunkface, we cannot respect the complicated algorithm that was used to list him as the current #1 seed, and will be forced to destroy him for not holding up the traditions of the first NBBA post of the season.

From: cws33
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266312.5 in reply to 266312.4
Date: 01/20/2015 21:21:13
EDH Wolves
III.15
Overall Posts Rated:
237237
Second Team:
EDH Wolves II
Eff you all and welcome to the NBBA!

Cws
From: Dunkface

To: RamQ
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266312.6 in reply to 266312.4
Date: 01/21/2015 01:05:17
Arizona Cacti
II.3
Overall Posts Rated:
271271
Unfotunately for Dunkface, we cannot respect the complicated algorithm that was used to list him as the current #1 seed, and will be forced to destroy him for not holding up the traditions of the first NBBA post of the season.


I live my life by the mantra WWSD? (What would shikago do) and the precedent has clearly been set (237104.1) although I will shamefully admit that my roster construction leaves a lot to be desired. I need to go down to the K-Mart parking lot and pick up about 34 minimum wage scrubs to get to where I need to be.

From: Nick

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266312.7 in reply to 266312.6
Date: 01/21/2015 12:27:47
Desert Eagles
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
146146
Second Team:
Eagle Farm
As some of you might know, I have been running for the U21 national manager. I would appreciate you guys coming to the debate thread and asking any questions or voicing any concerns you have. Thank you for your time.

From: Brutus!

To: Nick
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266312.8 in reply to 266312.7
Date: 01/21/2015 12:57:48
Overall Posts Rated:
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Sorry Nick but Phyr has my vote as he was involved in EBW having success the last two seasons, best of luck to you.

From: Nick

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266312.9 in reply to 266312.8
Date: 01/21/2015 21:20:27
Desert Eagles
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
146146
Second Team:
Eagle Farm
No problem, i have no doubt phyr is an excellent coach. That just makes him even more dangerous haha.

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266312.10 in reply to 266312.9
Date: 01/22/2015 05:18:49
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i'm trying to figure out why Hoosier is selling everybody who makes five figures. there are some pretty decent players there, and they did after all win a championship and are ranked in the top 10 in the U.S. so why sell? my theories:
-- there is a tape that has yet to be made public of Hoosier telling his beautiful girlfriend not bring her black boyfriends to the game.
-- he wrote an email saying the racial mix of the crowds had scared away the affluent.
-- he owes money to the mob.
-- his secret success is deflating basketballs, and that won't work now.
-- since he is from Alaska, he made Sarah Palin mad.
-- those rookies are better than they look.
regardless, congratulations on movin' on up. Ozone has a term he uses to describe the newbies: "plankton". i'm not sure what he means by that.

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266312.11 in reply to 266312.10
Date: 01/22/2015 09:05:57
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I believe he owes money to the mob and since this is the part of the season where everyone OVER sells from their true value, he wanted to take advantage and make as much of a profit as possible to buy a whole new roster in another week or two.