Bibbity bobbity boo, how do you do, fellow USA managers? As most of you are aware, the USA U21 National Team has been effectively crushing, wreaking havoc on, and crotch-slamming every opponent in our path this season. Guided by our fearless commander, and all-time U21 wins leader, Antwon, the USA has entered the Worlds Final yet again.
While generally Spain is known for delicious gazpacho, bullfights, nudist beaches, and having a national anthem with no words (weird right?), their U21 team does have a very impressive group of jóvenes this season. Now this is a bit unorthodox, but Antwon has decided to let you, the masses, pick the tactic we will use for the game. Vote in the poll and help decide the method in which we will make Spain wish they could just chow down on some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and corndogs instead of playing in the final. Sure, they could see this post and plan accordingly, but team USA is confident on a victory nonetheless.
Go USA U21! End communication.
Poll:
What tactics should we run to snooze our way to victory?
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Response
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Votes
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Result
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BO / M2M - Let's pretend to be WALL-E #bots
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3
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14.3%
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PtB / FCP - Wind sprints until we pee ourselves!
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2
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9.5%
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LI / M2M - What the hell, worked for 60 seasons...
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2
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9.5%
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Motion / M2M - Alliteration is always amusing
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1
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4.8%
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RnG / 1-3-1 - Who needs bigs when you have ballers
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1
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4.8%
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Princeton / O Box&1 - The tactic of serial killers
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4
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19.0%
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Reverse Patient / M2M - Déjà vu
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2
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9.5%
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LP / 2-3 - Shawty get low, low, low, low, low, low
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0
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0.0%
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LI / M2M PON - Let's embrace our inner Italy
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4
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19.0%
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II / I Box&1 - I-I feel like I-I-I have a stutter.
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2
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9.5%
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This poll ended on 08/24/2023.
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