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Date: 4/1/2025 8:39:19 AM
Les Gueux du Marais
III.4
Overall Posts Rated:
3232
Second Team:
Rance BC
Hey everyone ! I wish you all a nice season !

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Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It):
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Happy Gaming, Everyone!

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Date: 4/1/2025 4:39:59 PM
50nudos
III.13
Overall Posts Rated:
9393
Second Team:
25nudos
HaHa! Nice one!

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Date: 4/1/2025 5:28:09 PM
Les Gueux du Marais
III.4
Overall Posts Rated:
3232
Second Team:
Rance BC
I'm not able to pull an april fool like that
No this is real
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Date: 5/19/2026 11:13:37 PM
HumanFund
IV.27
Overall Posts Rated:
8484
Second Team:
Goblin Juice
ere’s a game-by-game recap from tonight in the BuzzerBeater league. Some blowouts, a couple of competitive games, and one outright massacre.



Palermitana Academy 103 – Atlantis Tigers 93

This was probably the most entertaining high-level game of the night. Atlantis actually controlled the glass hard with 72 rebounds as a team, and N. Fleet plus P. Kuznicki were monsters inside. Fleet dropped 26 and 16, while Kuznicki grabbed 22 boards.

But Palermitana was simply more efficient offensively and made bigger perimeter shots when it mattered. G. Pope hit four threes, and the team protected the lead late despite foul trouble from A. Neri and C. Ciccioli, both fouling out.

The Tigers looked physically dominant. Palermitana looked sharper.

Turning point: Palermitana surviving the rebounding deficit without collapsing in second-chance points.



El Conte Deni 108 – BASKETS Koblenz II 91

El Conte Deni brought one thing tonight: offense.

T. Rob absolutely detonated for 39 points and was the best pure scorer of the evening. He added 5 rebounds and 5 assists, basically carrying the offensive engine himself. The team also got full-game stamina contributions from Verdone and Papović, both logging 48 minutes.

Koblenz hung around early, but once Deni started scoring in transition and spacing the floor, the game got away quickly.

This looked like a team that knows exactly who its alpha scorer is.



MLK Dreamers 99 – Amiraller İzmir 68

Complete control by MLK Dreamers.

The game was over long before the final buzzer. Amiraller İzmir struggled badly with turnovers — both M. Efsun and L. Bodiroga committed five each — and MLK punished them repeatedly.

L. Zhijie orchestrated everything with 11 assists, and D. Karras gave them a full 48-minute effort. The Dreamers didn’t just outscore İzmir; they dictated pace, spacing, and possessions from start to finish.

İzmir looked sloppy and disconnected offensively.



Gothamitas 104 – izgubljeni II 88

Quietly one of the steadier performances of the night.

C. Ortueta was dominant in the middle with 26 points and 11 rebounds and earned Top Center honors for the evening. Gothamitas never seemed rushed and slowly stretched the margin throughout the game.

izgubljeni II wasn’t terrible offensively, but they had no answer inside. Gothamitas controlled the paint and converted efficiently.

This was a “professional” win more than a dramatic one.



Goblin Juice 97 – Henoch White Stones 87

A solid double-digit win, but not a blowout.

Goblin Juice did a good job controlling momentum and never really let Henoch White Stones threaten late. E. Zapata played the full 48 minutes for White Stones, but the supporting cast wasn’t enough.

Goblin Juice looked balanced rather than star-driven. They just consistently won possessions.

This felt like the kind of game where the better roster depth showed up over four quarters.



Rekord Lubartów II 99 – Basket Setubal 83

Rekord Lubartów II handled business efficiently on the road.

N. Trigo earned “best performer” honors with an 18.5 rating, while F. Rubio Gómez logged all 48 minutes. Setubal stayed somewhat competitive early, but Rekord gradually wore them down with better execution.

Nothing flashy here. Just a team that looked more organized and disciplined.



Denek Bat Urcuit 108 – Hazards to Society 34

Absolute destruction.

Not “bad night” destruction. Structural-collapse destruction.

Denek Bat Urcuit dominated literally every phase of basketball:

* 32 assists
* 15 steals
* 16 blocks
* relentless interior scoring
* elite defense

Hazards to Society scored only 34 points, which is hard to do unless your offense completely implodes.

E. Silva Cebrián was the clear MVP:

* 25 points
* 16 rebounds
* 5 assists
* 3 steals
* 6 blocks
* 46 efficiency

That’s one of those stat lines where a manager probably just sits back and watches the simulation smiling.

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327008.5 in reply to 327008.4
Date: 5/21/2026 2:50:20 PM
Les cowboys bayonnais
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
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Second Team:
Denek Bat Urcuit
Nice recap

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Date: 5/22/2026 12:33:23 PM
HumanFund
IV.27
Overall Posts Rated:
8484
Second Team:
Goblin Juice
Thanks...ive seen people doing it in other leagues and I tried it. Not as good as some others but I think it's because I did it on my phone. I will look to improve as the season goes on. Good luck everyone!

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327008.8 in reply to 327008.7
Date: 5/23/2026 9:23:59 PM
HumanFund
IV.27
Overall Posts Rated:
8484
Second Team:
Goblin Juice
Another wild night in the BuzzerBeater league. A couple offensive explosions, two humiliations, and one of the strangest scorelines you’ll ever see.

MLK Dreamers 119 – 18ers 113

This was the game of the night offensively.

Neither team could stop the other for long stretches, and the pace must have been absurd. MLK Dreamers ultimately survived because they forced more mistakes and created extra possessions with 12 steals.

R. Darcy caught absolute fire from deep with 6 threes, which probably swung the game. Meanwhile, 18ers got strong production from F. Leal Vaz despite his 5 turnovers and full 48-minute workload.

113 points usually wins you games. Tonight it didn’t even get you close at the end.

This felt less like structured basketball and more like two teams sprinting downhill at each other for 48 minutes.

UD Crusaders 119 – Amiraller İzmir 76

Second straight offensive avalanche from UD Crusaders.

119 again, but unlike the MLK game, this one was never competitive. Crusaders simply overwhelmed İzmir with superior talent, movement, and efficiency.

Amiraller İzmir continues to look sloppy under pressure. B. Rahmet and M. Efsun both logged heavy minutes, but the roster just could not contain Crusaders offensively.

At this point, UD Crusaders are establishing an identity:

elite scoring,
fast pace,
and no mercy once momentum starts.

Giving up 119 is one thing.
Losing by 43 while doing it is another.

Palermitana Academy 89 – Gothamitas 69

This was a defensive clinic disguised as a basketball game.

Palermitana held Gothamitas to just 69 while putting up a ridiculous 18 blocks as a team. That’s not normal. That’s volleyball.

C. Ciccioli anchored the destruction with 8 blocks himself. Gothamitas basically entered the paint at their own risk all night.

Interestingly, the score wasn’t even explosive offensively from Palermitana. They didn’t need it. Their defense completely strangled the game flow.

After Gothamitas scored 104 last round, dropping to 69 here says everything.

Denek Bat Urcuit 106 – Basket Setubal 81

Denek Bat Urcuit continues to look terrifyingly complete.

The scary thing about this team is that they can dominate differently every game:

last round it was chaos defense and shot blocking,
tonight it was balanced offensive execution.

L. Crespin nearly posted a triple-double:

27 points
10 rebounds
8 assists

That’s center playmaking at a very high level.

Setubal wasn’t awful. Denek is just operating at another tier right now. They look like a team that can win ugly, win fast, or win physical.

Those are usually title-level teams.

izgubljeni II 104 – Atlantis Tigers 88

This score is deceptive because Atlantis actually had the best individual scorer of the night.

N. Fleet exploded for 35 points, but the rest of the Tigers couldn’t keep pace consistently. izgubljeni II got more balanced production and moved the ball much better overall.

S. Uskoković quietly stuffed the stat sheet with 20 points and 7 assists, while P. Manias created defensive havoc with 5 steals.

Atlantis still rebounds well and has star-level interior talent, but they continue to feel slightly dependent on individual dominance rather than system flow.

Henoch White Stones 92 – El Conte Deni 29

This is one of those scores where you double-check if somebody accidentally forfeited.

29 points in an entire game is catastrophic. That’s barely over 7 points per quarter.

And the craziest part:
T. Rob scored 39 last round and was one of the stars of the league night.
Tonight?

10 points
-9 efficiency
worst performance of the evening

That’s a brutal swing.

Henoch White Stones absolutely mauled El Conte Deni on the glass with 76 rebounds, and D. Jarrín was unstoppable:

29 points
21 rebounds
45 efficiency

Complete domination.

Honestly, holding a team under 30 almost feels harder in BuzzerBeater than scoring 120.

Goblin Juice 94 – BASKET

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Date: 5/23/2026 9:25:06 PM
HumanFund
IV.27
Overall Posts Rated:
8484
Second Team:
Goblin Juice
Rekord Lubartów II 128 – Hazards to Society 71

Absolute offensive demolition.

128 points and 34 assists tells you exactly what happened:
ball movement, spacing, transition scoring, and probably total defensive collapse from Hazards.

F. Rubio Gómez controlled everything:

31 points
11 assists
7 rebounds

That’s basically a “manager mode on rookie difficulty” stat line.

Meanwhile Hazards to Society continues to have a rough existence in this league. A. Luab fouled out, M. Towns got worst performer honors, and the team lost by 57.

Rekord looked like they could have scored 140 if they really wanted to.

Overall Themes of the Night
Hottest Teams Right Now
Denek Bat Urcuit
UD Crusaders
Palermitana Academy
MLK Dreamers
Most Alarming Results
El Conte Deni scoring 29
Hazards giving up 128
Palermitana recording 18 blocks
MVP of the Night

D. Jarrín deserved it completely. A 29-point, 21-rebound game while annihilating a team physically is dominant basketball.

Quiet Stock Riser

Goblin Juice.

They don’t generate the flashy headlines, but they just keep winning with structure and balance. In leagues like this, those teams are dangerous because they usually don’t beat themselves.