Kuala Lumpure (ONL) -- Down 9pts with under 50 seconds left, the Milwaukee GM had seen enough. "It's not fair -- we have 1 player making over $8k per week while they have 3 players making over $40k. We simply can't compete with that." Sitting court-side he promptly shouted, "That's it we lose this game & I'm petitioning for a salary cap. That's right a salary cap. Eat that lazy $%*%$($%."
Spanish born SG Alejandros Prados apparently misheard this however. "I hear him say 'celery' cap. And man do i hate celery. There is no way I'm wearing a cap made out of it... let alone eat it"
Milwaukee promptly went on a furious comeback eventually winning the game in OT. The newly focused Prados even went so far as to make a shot. A major achievement having been just 4-20 prior. "No celery cap for me, haha"
When questioned about the fact that Milwaukee managed to make it to the semi-finals last season with even lower player salaries in this very same conference, the GM responded, "don't go there girlfriend."
According to fans Milwaukee appears much more "lethargic" than last season. In fact both fans and experts alike predict a long lazy decline this season. One fan summed it up nicely, "They play at an abandoned mall... wth do you expect?" Indeed.
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2009 ONL (Ousourced News Ltd.).