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Jests Flame Out of Playoffs, Replace Entire Staff

03/24/2014  3 replies    

Jest Bring Back Clemens Petty to Pair Up With Rex Perez

03/08/2014  0 replies    

Jests Reach New Lows in Snoozer, Fan Survey Implodes

01/12/2014  0 replies    

Hunter Macis Added to Hall of Fame

01/07/2014  0 replies    

Rex Perez Wins MVP, Team Rewards Him with More Playing Time

12/20/2013  0 replies    

Jests Expand Court to 20,000 Forget Key Points

12/17/2013  0 replies    

Welcome to Jester Court at The Mecca

06/28/2013  0 replies    

Enrique Ortiz-Tamés Heads Back to Spain

03/28/2013  0 replies    

Season 22 Review

02/28/2013  0 replies    

The Return of Rex

01/09/2013  0 replies    

League Investigating Fighting Kelts

12/27/2012  0 replies    

Le Sigh

12/22/2012  0 replies    

Jests Turn to Moses

12/16/2012  0 replies    

Jests Back to NBBA

11/25/2012  1 replies    

Jests Get a New Toy

09/11/2012  0 replies    

Silver Medals All Around!

08/21/2012  1 replies    

A Single Tear is Shed

07/11/2012  0 replies    

Another Top Team Tumbles at The Mecca

06/20/2012  2 replies    

Jests Take Down Top Team

06/06/2012  2 replies    

Natellio Hired as Director of Branding

02/24/2012  0 replies    

II.3 Gets Risque

02/08/2012  0 replies    

Tonya Harding Spotted in New York

12/07/2011  0 replies    

Jests Prove They Aren't Joking, Extend Win Streak to Four

11/30/2011  0 replies    

Black Book Found in Argaudas Mielinis's Locker

11/27/2011  0 replies    

Jests Win in Front of Packed House

11/23/2011  0 replies    

Zoetebier Guarantees a Win

11/18/2011  3 replies    

Walters Returns to the Lineup

11/14/2011  0 replies    

Jests Wave Goodbye to All-time Leading Scorer

11/11/2011  0 replies    

Jests Short Staffed

11/06/2011  0 replies    

Jests Head Into Opening Day With Heads Down

11/04/2011  1 replies    

New York Jests Relegate for the First Time Since Inaugural Season

11/01/2011  1 replies    

Future Bleak in New York...errr...Virginia

10/21/2011  1 replies    

Lance "Ox" Mattox Honored

08/02/2011  0 replies    

Press Announcements

Jests Reach New Lows in Snoozer, Fan Survey Implodes

The national audience was in for a treat Saturday night when the New York Jests took on the Spotted Turtlebacks in a battle described by one fan as "like watching the apes at the zoo sling feces at the glass."

In what we'll generously describe as a defensive struggle, the Jests held the Backs to just 57 points. Unfortunately no one told the Jests that you also have to outscore your opponent, not simply keep them at a low score. Despite the addition of former Deronimo Shooting Guard Tanju Eflatun, the Jests managed to score only 41 points, including a laughable 9 point second quarter that caused TV rating to nose dive so quickly that the impact registered as a small earthquake.

Without bothering to submit the research we believe it is safe to say this is the lowest scoring competitive game in team history and demonstrates just how far they have fallen since their playoff appearance last season.
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