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Harrison guarantees victory; owner sticks to camping trip

In a move that will no doubt further irritate the fans of the Random Blunders, TallFella SG/SF/PF Chad "Yachtie" Harrision has guaranteed victory for the TallFellas in their Saturday clash against their rival promotion contenders.

"Collins and I have studied the tapes and we've no doubt what went wrong. Jenna Jameson should never have... oh sorry, the basketball game? Yeah, we had another look at that and figured we need to do one or two things differently," said Harrision.

"It's sorted now. No sweat, unlike Jenna LOL. Erm, sorry... in fact, coach has told me I'm starting so I'll guarantee we win on Saturday," he added. "El Macca is safe to take the missus camping, we've got it all under control," he added.

"Anyway, Collins has some more 'game tapes' for us to study.. what's first mate? Oh yeah the orgy, sorry, Private friendly in... Moscow. Byeee."
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