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“Sometimes the Imperium Strikes Back…”
Posted on 11/15/2025
Last night, Abala Berlin suffered a tough loss against Das Imperium.
We would like to clarify that:
1️⃣ Their defense was apparently built by the same engineers who made the Death Star.
2️⃣ Our shots decided to take a small vacation and never informed the coaching staff.
3️⃣ The Cyber Hawk attempted to carry the team but was flagged for illegal flight altitude.
Despite the defeat, team morale remains high.
We’ll regroup, reload, and return stronger—
because even the Imperium knows… Abala Berlin always comes back for the sequel.
Stay tuned. The rebellion continues.
— Abala Berlin Front Office