The management of the New York Chunks has announced today that the guy who was writing the press releases has been fired. Not that he was ever really hired, he was just writing stuff for free, but nevertheless his press releases were rather dull and he hasn’t really been writing a lot of press releases, probably because they were even more boring to write. The Chunks will now use the same guy who writes the team’s Forum posts to write press releases. If you think this is the same guy who was writing the old press releases, then you are probably underestimating the number personalities involved in the Chunks’ management structure. And if you are not making such an underestimation, then you are probably wondering how all of those personalities fit into one head. And if you are wondering such a wonderment, then you may also be conducting transdimensional relativity studies as part of your wonderment fulfillment. And if you are conducting these sorts of studies, you are strongly urged to terminate these studies immediately since they put the entire fabric of everything in jeopardy, which is bad. Thank you for your cooperation.

Last edited by GM-chihorn at 3/6/2012 2:48:33 PM

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By: GM-SherlockH
To: chihorn

221439.2 as reply to 221439.1
03/06/2012 15:38:46

just fire everyone

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By: INA-rerrer_114
To: chihorn

221439.3 as reply to 221439.1
03/06/2012 19:10:38

The guy who fired the other guy should be fired. In return the hr guy that allowed the other guy to be fired by the guy I just requested to be fired should also be fired.

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By: GM-SherlockH
To: chihorn

221439.4 as reply to 221439.1
03/07/2012 15:55:40

Just fire all the players on your team. Then I can combine your team, with my team, and I can promote.

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By: INA-CVB_316
To: chihorn

221439.5 as reply to 221439.1
03/18/2012 19:35:37

interesting...

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By: INA-maorb23_215
To: chihorn

221439.6 as reply to 221439.1
05/05/2012 04:39:48

interesting

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By: INA-Hassan Donnelly_295
To: chihorn

221439.7 as reply to 221439.1
05/09/2012 16:27:47

just tell your new PR guy that the Chunks are going to be UpChucked in this week's private league game. you ain't going down, you're going up! choke on that, chunks! we gonna hurl you so far that after this game, you gonna be the Chattanooga Chunks!

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By: INA-Veljo Djurisic_210
To: chihorn

221439.8 as reply to 221439.1
06/11/2012 07:21:09

Sorry,I don't know english

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By: INA-Errol10_594
To: chihorn

221439.9 as reply to 221439.1
06/12/2012 15:51:46

interestin i guess

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By: INA-Mickey LT McCoy_472
To: chihorn

221439.10 as reply to 221439.1
07/05/2012 16:40:02

stupid

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By: tough
To: INA-Mickey LT McCoy_472

221439.11 as reply to 221439.10
07/17/2012 09:36:41

hmmmm, just fire everyone and let you, manage your team. or let some1 else take over :) So now that way you can win.

[Not: this is t New York Chunks, not you]

Last edited by tough at 7/17/2012 8:37:18 AM

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By: INA-Kosovians_380
To: tough

221439.12 as reply to 221439.11
07/19/2012 08:45:55

I think you should give him a chanse because he is doing it for free and pay him he will be more responeple

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