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Eclypze Announcer Suffers Seizure Trying to Pronounce Names

02/25/2014  1 replies    

Steve Williams Terrorizing Cup Opponents

01/10/2014  0 replies    

Despite Poor Start, Smedlock Insists Future is Bright

10/13/2013  0 replies    

Fans Accuse Eugene Smith of Ballhogging in Playoff Loss

05/31/2013  1 replies    

Elar Hell Breaks Loose

01/03/2013  2 replies    

Eugene Smith Emerging As a Superstar

08/17/2012  3 replies    

Bulgarian Imports Seek to Make Big Impact

04/28/2012  1 replies    

14,000 Fans Turn Out at The Q to Watch Exciting Duo

03/10/2012  0 replies    

New Rookie Joins Team

02/06/2012  4 replies    

Connie Mcintyre Changes Jersey Number

02/01/2012  0 replies    

Back to the Drawing Board

01/24/2012  5 replies    

Super Team Assembled; Let the Winning Commence

11/07/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Trounced by Underdog Team in Playoffs

10/26/2011  2 replies    

The Nemesis Inducted into Eclypze Hall of Fame

08/10/2011  4 replies    

Forward Search Update

08/03/2011  0 replies    

Smedlock Looks to Acquire Star Forward

07/30/2011  0 replies    

Team Looks to Regroup After Disappointing Playoff Loss

07/23/2011  0 replies    

The Nemesis Decides to Take His Talents to South Beach

05/25/2011  4 replies    

Smedlock Answers Charges of Cult-Like Practices at Training Center

05/09/2011  1 replies    

Connie McIntyre Puts Up Huge Stats in Season 15

04/13/2011  4 replies    

Fans Very Excited About New Player to Join Team

03/01/2011  0 replies    

Terrible Performance By Team Against the Tornados

02/23/2011  0 replies    

Eclypze Owner Shifts Gears Again

02/15/2011  0 replies    

Fans Exasperated At Owner Selling Off Players Again

02/10/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins Title; Nemesis Wins MVP

01/11/2011  1 replies    

The Nemesis Reacts to All-Star Snub By Blowing Up for 42 Points!

11/28/2010  0 replies    

Australian Superstar Adam Laulala Joins Eclypze

11/09/2010  0 replies    

Farewell Juan Kern

10/24/2010  0 replies    

Serial Eyebrow Shaver on the Loose!

10/13/2010  1 replies    

Who Shaved Kern's Eyebrows?

09/20/2010  0 replies    

Rookie Nemesio Xermade Beasting Over the Competition

09/07/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Files Lawsuit Against Eugene Register Guard

09/01/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Attacks Rookie With a Knife, Sent off to Finland

08/10/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins The Trophy!

06/30/2010  0 replies    

Spiritual Guru From India Hired as Trainer

05/29/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Requests Trade

05/01/2010  0 replies    

Star Rookie Horacio Unites with Long Lost Brother Barbu

03/05/2010  7 replies    

Press Announcements

New Rookie Joins Team

A new 6'9", 375 pound draft pick named Long Neil joined Eclypze this Monday. Long Neil made a big sacrifice to join the team. The WWF had a big contract on the table for Neil to become a pro wrestler but Neil turned them down cold. "People have always told me I could become the next Shaq. Why would I turn an opportunity like that down just to beat up on gay looking wrestlers in spandex pants?" said Neil earlier.

Neil will use jersey #23, the former number of Eclypze great Connie Mcintyre. Neil remarked: "It is a great honor to wear #23. I was always a huge fan of Connie growing up and watching him tear it up in scrimmage games. To wear his former number and to be able to play with him in scrimmages is a dream come true."


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By: INA-Coco_306
To: smedlock 		210245.2 as reply to 210245.1
02/06/2012 22:50:57
And more importantly, the glorious Charles Garza joins your team!

http://www.buzzerbeater.com/player/2401261/hofplayer.aspx...


Last edited by Coco at 2/6/2012 9:52:07 PM

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By: smedlock
To: INA-Coco_306 		210245.3 as reply to 210245.2
02/07/2012 00:42:47
I need to find a new press secretary that will write about players like Garza rather than the endless reports on Connie Mcintyre.

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By: INA-thylacine_646
To: smedlock 		210245.4 as reply to 210245.1
02/07/2012 06:55:10
Wow, and they say you can't get anything with the last pick!

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By: INA-snakeyes07_469
To: smedlock 		210245.5 as reply to 210245.1
02/07/2012 13:58:54
I'll def be on the lookout for this guy with his "announcer" potential.... lol nice blog

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