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Steve Williams Terrorizing Cup Opponents

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Despite Poor Start, Smedlock Insists Future is Bright

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Fans Accuse Eugene Smith of Ballhogging in Playoff Loss

05/31/2013  1 replies    

Elar Hell Breaks Loose

01/03/2013  2 replies    

Eugene Smith Emerging As a Superstar

08/17/2012  3 replies    

Bulgarian Imports Seek to Make Big Impact

04/28/2012  1 replies    

14,000 Fans Turn Out at The Q to Watch Exciting Duo

03/10/2012  0 replies    

New Rookie Joins Team

02/06/2012  4 replies    

Connie Mcintyre Changes Jersey Number

02/01/2012  0 replies    

Back to the Drawing Board

01/24/2012  5 replies    

Super Team Assembled; Let the Winning Commence

11/07/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Trounced by Underdog Team in Playoffs

10/26/2011  2 replies    

The Nemesis Inducted into Eclypze Hall of Fame

08/10/2011  4 replies    

Forward Search Update

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Smedlock Looks to Acquire Star Forward

07/30/2011  0 replies    

Team Looks to Regroup After Disappointing Playoff Loss

07/23/2011  0 replies    

The Nemesis Decides to Take His Talents to South Beach

05/25/2011  4 replies    

Smedlock Answers Charges of Cult-Like Practices at Training Center

05/09/2011  1 replies    

Connie McIntyre Puts Up Huge Stats in Season 15

04/13/2011  4 replies    

Fans Very Excited About New Player to Join Team

03/01/2011  0 replies    

Terrible Performance By Team Against the Tornados

02/23/2011  0 replies    

Eclypze Owner Shifts Gears Again

02/15/2011  0 replies    

Fans Exasperated At Owner Selling Off Players Again

02/10/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins Title; Nemesis Wins MVP

01/11/2011  1 replies    

The Nemesis Reacts to All-Star Snub By Blowing Up for 42 Points!

11/28/2010  0 replies    

Australian Superstar Adam Laulala Joins Eclypze

11/09/2010  0 replies    

Farewell Juan Kern

10/24/2010  0 replies    

Serial Eyebrow Shaver on the Loose!

10/13/2010  1 replies    

Who Shaved Kern's Eyebrows?

09/20/2010  0 replies    

Rookie Nemesio Xermade Beasting Over the Competition

09/07/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Files Lawsuit Against Eugene Register Guard

09/01/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Attacks Rookie With a Knife, Sent off to Finland

08/10/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins The Trophy!

06/30/2010  0 replies    

Spiritual Guru From India Hired as Trainer

05/29/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Requests Trade

05/01/2010  0 replies    

Star Rookie Horacio Unites with Long Lost Brother Barbu

03/05/2010  7 replies    

Press Announcements

Elar Hell Breaks Loose

Eclypze is very excited to sign Elar Hell, a talented Estonian player who the front office believes can be a "glue guy" for the team. Known as a bit of a wild man back in Estonia, he owns a fleet of Harley Davidsons and is believed to be one of the top men in the local chapter of the Hell's Angels. He has a large scar running down the left side of his head when he was hit with a bottle by a drunken Russian sailor. Then Elar Hell broke loose and busted up the sailor and seven of his comrades in a legendary brawl that caused him to be suspended from the Estonian league.

Since then he has been a journeyman, traveling all around the world playing basketball, even playing for the Harley Davidson squad down in Mexico which is currently the highest rated team in the world. With his reckless attitude and in your face style of defense, he brings an intimidating presence to the court, which Eclypze hopes to capitalize on as they retool and shed salary.

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By: INA-natellio_26
To: smedlock 		314048.2 as reply to 314048.1
01/03/2013 11:00:02
Let's be honest, you bought him purely for his name.

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By: smedlock
To: INA-natellio_26 		314048.3 as reply to 314048.2
01/04/2013 05:12:26
Haha, the name was a nice bonus but he also had a skill set I was looking for.

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