All Press Releases

Eclypze Announcer Suffers Seizure Trying to Pronounce Names

02/25/2014  1 replies    

Steve Williams Terrorizing Cup Opponents

01/10/2014  0 replies    

Despite Poor Start, Smedlock Insists Future is Bright

10/13/2013  0 replies    

Fans Accuse Eugene Smith of Ballhogging in Playoff Loss

05/31/2013  1 replies    

Elar Hell Breaks Loose

01/03/2013  2 replies    

Eugene Smith Emerging As a Superstar

08/17/2012  3 replies    

Bulgarian Imports Seek to Make Big Impact

04/28/2012  1 replies    

14,000 Fans Turn Out at The Q to Watch Exciting Duo

03/10/2012  0 replies    

New Rookie Joins Team

02/06/2012  4 replies    

Connie Mcintyre Changes Jersey Number

02/01/2012  0 replies    

Back to the Drawing Board

01/24/2012  5 replies    

Super Team Assembled; Let the Winning Commence

11/07/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Trounced by Underdog Team in Playoffs

10/26/2011  2 replies    

The Nemesis Inducted into Eclypze Hall of Fame

08/10/2011  4 replies    

Forward Search Update

08/03/2011  0 replies    

Smedlock Looks to Acquire Star Forward

07/30/2011  0 replies    

Team Looks to Regroup After Disappointing Playoff Loss

07/23/2011  0 replies    

The Nemesis Decides to Take His Talents to South Beach

05/25/2011  4 replies    

Smedlock Answers Charges of Cult-Like Practices at Training Center

05/09/2011  1 replies    

Connie McIntyre Puts Up Huge Stats in Season 15

04/13/2011  4 replies    

Fans Very Excited About New Player to Join Team

03/01/2011  0 replies    

Terrible Performance By Team Against the Tornados

02/23/2011  0 replies    

Eclypze Owner Shifts Gears Again

02/15/2011  0 replies    

Fans Exasperated At Owner Selling Off Players Again

02/10/2011  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins Title; Nemesis Wins MVP

01/11/2011  1 replies    

The Nemesis Reacts to All-Star Snub By Blowing Up for 42 Points!

11/28/2010  0 replies    

Australian Superstar Adam Laulala Joins Eclypze

11/09/2010  0 replies    

Farewell Juan Kern

10/24/2010  0 replies    

Serial Eyebrow Shaver on the Loose!

10/13/2010  1 replies    

Who Shaved Kern's Eyebrows?

09/20/2010  0 replies    

Rookie Nemesio Xermade Beasting Over the Competition

09/07/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Files Lawsuit Against Eugene Register Guard

09/01/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Attacks Rookie With a Knife, Sent off to Finland

08/10/2010  2 replies    

Eclypze Wins The Trophy!

06/30/2010  0 replies    

Spiritual Guru From India Hired as Trainer

05/29/2010  0 replies    

Horacio Requests Trade

05/01/2010  0 replies    

Star Rookie Horacio Unites with Long Lost Brother Barbu

03/05/2010  7 replies    

Press Announcements

Despite Poor Start, Smedlock Insists Future is Bright

Everyone knew it was going to be a rough season for Eclypze. With the loss team cornerstone Eugene Smith and the inexperience of young but highly talented bigs Wildestrom and Tatti, it is hard to imagine where the wins would come from. However things aren't as bad as they seem.

"We acquired Lorenzo Cellemme who is one of the best guards you will ever see in division three. Right now Cellemme is having game shape issues as his former owner overworked him, but once he gets settled in he will be a dominant force in this division. He will make a devastating pairing with polish sensation Miroslaw Sygula who is still undergoing training and improving his game as well.

But those two are just the tip of the iceberg in what is in store for this franchise. We the two most talented young prospects in Swedish Wildestrom and Italian Tatti this franchise has ever had. Yes I do believe they will be better than both Nemesio Xermade and Eugene Smith and everyone knows how good those two players were. One factor in favor of Tatti and Wildestrom is their height, while Xermade and Smith were 6'6" tweeners and suffered slower training in both outside and inside skills. Tatti and Wildestrom are legit bigs who will train the inside skills very fast.

In fact we expect Wildestrom to be a revolutionary talent, a big man who can defend the paint, block shots and rebound like Hakeem Olajuwon on the defensive end while playing point guard on the offensive end, akin to Magic Johnson. Once he finishes his training program he will be a walking triple double.

But of course it will be a couple of more seasons before either Tatti or Wildestrom are good enough to start making an impact in division three. In the meantime Eclypze will continue to hold its place in this division. Right now we are much better than a 1-7 team and once the game shape issues are resolved we expect to start knocking down some wins this season while making the playoffs the next."
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