Season 15 was rather uneventful for the Eclypze ball club. The Nemesis continued improving his skills and GM Smedlock made many roster changes like he normally does. The team finished in 5th place, fulfilling Smedlock's goal this season of "not to relegate". All is well in Eclypze land, but behind this picture of serenity, one force is taking shape and it is a seismic one. It is none other than Connie McIntyre, the highly coveted 6th man on the Eclypze squad. Likened to a poor man's Michael Jordan, whom he shares the same number 23, McIntyre had a banner year. He recorded 5/5/5 this year, in other words he averaged a half of a triple double, or 5 points, 5 rebounds and 5 turnovers per game this season, the first ever member of the Eclypze to reach that vaunted milestone.

Asked how he accomplished such a feat while earning only $746 a week, Connie had this to say, "WTF man, my salary doesn't make me a better basketball player! I can ball as good as anyone on this team, I put up 5/5/5 this year. All of those fools out there who think salary makes a good basketball player, I tell them just look at me, the great Connie McIntyre who averages half of a triple double. There's guys in this league who make 100 times what I do every week and cannot even do that. Matter of fact I plan on improving next year and taking Eclypze to the promised land, that's right, Title Town."

Eclypze fans will have to wait and see if Connie's bite is louder than his bark, but one thing is for sure, everyone who is in league III.6 or about to set foot there, beware of the great Connie McIntyre.

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By: INA-Hassan Donnelly_295
To: smedlock

88481.2 as reply to 88481.1
04/19/2011 19:51:33

he shoots a mean free throw, too. but 10 turnovers in a game is something he will be able to tell his grandchildren about, and judging from his age, which should be in about one more season. connie is the man (with a girl's name, which makes him even more the man).

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By: INA-Mjsmooth14_667
To: smedlock

88481.3 as reply to 88481.1
04/20/2011 21:50:27

when the dust settles im going to win the championship( single handedly)

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By: Jason
To: smedlock

88481.4 as reply to 88481.1
04/25/2011 18:17:58

Looking forward to seeing how season 16 plays out for you!! If your conference is not as strong as you are thinking, its going to be really tempting to go for it!

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By: INA-Sindy_539
To: smedlock

88481.5 as reply to 88481.1
04/26/2011 10:14:45

Made me laugh. Crazy. Thanks :)

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