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17 YEARS! 17 Feckin' YEARS!
Posted on 4/10/2026
Exactly 17 years ago today Joe Werner joined KSP. Not 17 seasons, but 17 YEARS!
When asked why he is still playing Werner replied, "Two reasons, #1 Whoever owns this clown farm of a franchise is too sentimental to let me retire and die peacefully and #2 Screw LeBron and his longevity, I'm the real OG plus I want to be able to play with my great grandson because my son and grandson suck!"
Joe promptly fell asleep with his eyes open and began muttering something about these damn kids and his front lawn.